johnnyjoestarrelatable:

me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby

cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts

argodeon:

idk

crunchwrapofnotredame:

I have no clue why this is so god damn funny but i cannot stop fucking watching it

420pineappleprincess:

Kevin’s Famous Chili (Acrylics on Canvas)

stardewvalleyalex:

mutuals if my tumblr ever gets deleted you can find me in my house from 6am to 7am and then moving south towards the ranch by 7:30. I will then be standing on the dock of the lake until 3pm. From 4pm to 6pm you can find me in the secret woods by the southwest pond. I then will be traveling east and then down to the beach where I will be from 8pm to 10pm, after which I will walk back to my house through town and past the bus station